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// ARQUETIPOS DE FOUNDERS · SEASON 0

No real people.
Just archetypes.

Everyone knows at least one of these founders. Some of you are one of these founders. Recognition is the point. The roast is the mirror.

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The Stealth Mode Founder
"Building something big. Can't talk about it yet."
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The Runway Flexer
"We have 24 months of runway."
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The Serial Pivoter
"We're not changing direction. We're finding product-market fit."
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🤖
The AI Wrapper
"We're not just another GPT wrapper. We have a system prompt."
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🎤
The Conference Founder
"Just back from SaaStr. Very inspired."
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📊
The Deck Perfectionist
"We're almost ready to fundraise. Just finalizing the deck."
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The Metrics Obfuscator
"We're growing 40% month-over-month."
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The Perpetual Validator
"We're still in discovery. You can't build before you validate."
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The Fundraising Machine
"We just closed our pre-seed. Now raising seed. Term sheet incoming."
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// WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

In UnicornBurn Season 0, your startup archetype is assigned on day 1. Some of these founders end up in the Hall of Fame. Most end up in the Hall of Flame. The simulation doesn't care which archetype you think you are.

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