// ARQUETIPOS DE FOUNDER · ARCHETYPE SERIES
🏧The Fundraising Machine
"We just closed our pre-seed. Now raising seed. Term sheet incoming."
// EL ARQUETIPO
Has raised €2.3M across 3 rounds. Revenue: €0. Headcount: 14. The company exists to raise money to hire people to raise more money. Every six months there's a new deck, a new narrative, and a new "strategic" investor. The product is the fundraising process itself.
// YOU MIGHT BE THIS FOUNDER IF...
LinkedIn bio lists 3 rounds raised, no product shipped
Team page has a Head of Growth, no engineers
"We're in conversations with Tier 1 VCs" (always, forever)
Burn rate: €180k/month. MRR: €0
Press releases for funding rounds, no press releases for product launches
// IN UNICORNBURN SEASON 0
In UnicornBurn, funding is Founding Capital — it gives you a head start. But the simulation runs on real revenue. You can't raise your way out of zero retention.
Hall of Flame · €2.3M Raised · €0 Revenue · Dead in Month 18
UnicornBurn Hall of Flame · Archetype Record
// YOUR ARCHETYPE IS ASSIGNED ON DAY 1
In UnicornBurn Season 0, your decisions determine your archetype. The simulation doesn't care what you call yourself. It only tracks what you do. 10,000 founders. One world. July 2026.
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